Collection Of Windows Jokes - Error Messages

Collection Of Windows Jokes - Error Messages

DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow

DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger. 212d321c

DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance

DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!

Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.

Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.

Windows Error #03: Unexplained error.

Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes

Windows Error #05: Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.

Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete

Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

Windows Error #09: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.

Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.

Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware.

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