Dumb Blond Jokes!!
1)Q:What is the first thing a blond does when they wake up?
A:They go home.
2)Q:What is the difference between a telephone and a blond?
A:It's thirty-five cents to use the phone.
3)Q:What does a good basketball te 515y241f am have in common with a bad basketball team, a group of men and a blond?
A:Everyone scores.
4)Q:What is the mating call of a blond?
A:"I'm so Drunk"
5)Q:Why do blonds have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First
6)Q:Here about the blond that got an AM radio?
A:It took her a month to find out that you can play it in the afternoon.
7)Q:Why Cant blonds dial 911?
A:they cant find the 11 button.
8)Q:Why do blond smile during lightning storms?
A:they think their picture has been taken.
9)Q:What did the blond say when she saw the YMCA sign?
A:"hey look, they spelled macy's wrong!!
10)Q:Why did the blond stare @ the orange juice container?
A:It said concentrate
11)A blonde and a brunnet where walking when the brunnet said "Oh look a dead bird"
The blond looked up and said "Where,Where"
12)Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a pin @ you?
A:RUN, she has a grenade in her mouth!!!!
13)Three blondes were driving to disneyland.After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sing that said "disneyland"LEFT",so they turned turned around and went home.
14)Q:What do SMART blondes have in common with UFO's?
A:You hear about them,but don't see them.
15)Q:Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A:You have to hollow out the head.
16)Q:How do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye?
A:Shine a light in her ear.
17)Q:What happend to the blonde hockey team?
A:They drowned during spring training
18)Q:How can you tell when a blonde sent you a fax?
A:There is a stamp on it.
19)Q:How do you drowned a blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker @ the bottum of a pool.
20)Q:How do you make a blond laugh on Saturday?
A:Tell her a joke on Wednsday.
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