Yo' momma's Jokes

Yo' momma's Jokes

Yo' momma's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
Yo' momma's so fat, she uses a basketball as a hackey sack!
Yo' momma's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds!
Yo' momma's so fat, when yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice!
Yo' momma's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls 300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle...!
Yo' momma's so fat, she says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
Yo' momma's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an admiral boarded her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's taller lying down!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen!
Yo' momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo' momma's so fat, when I said I wanted 'pigs in a blanket', she got back in bed!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five YEARS to live!
Yo' momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she could sell shade!
Yo' momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her!
Yo' momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost!
Yo' momma's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on!
Yo' momma's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where can I try that on?!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains!"
Yo' momma's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings!
Yo' momma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear!"
Yo' momma's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a light diet...as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
Yo' momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food, she ate it!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French!
Yo' momma's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *ss on the light bulb!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
Yo' momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion!
Yo' momma's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
Yo' momma's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale!
Yo' momma's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo' momma's so fat,