A strange but true story
(allegedly) emphasising the
importance of food hygiene.
A woman had been absent from college for a number of weeks. When
she returned one of her close friends was curious as to
why she had been sick for so long. The following story emerged.
The woman and her boyfriend enjoyed involving food in
their foreplay, mars bars, cream, syrup, gravy, peanut butter, you n 353u205d ame it.
One day the boyfriend, before going to work, made his sandwiches
for the day: tuna-mayonnaise, leaving the leftover tuna Mayo
lying out on the kitchen top. He went to work, came home, had dinner
and relaxes in for a night with his girlfriend. Time passes and the pair
of them get in the mood and start "doing the do".
The boyfriend leaps up, after yodelling in the canyon
for a while, and remembers the tuna Mayo. He gets the tuna Mayo off
the kitchen table begins to slap it all over his girlfriend's body
(applying
voluminous amounts to her vaginal area) and starts to lick it off. Two days
later after their night of tuna Mayo lust has passed, the couple start
to feel very ill. The boyfriend first, he seems to be unable to stop
vomiting and the girlfriend later who keeps on getting severe stomach
cramps. The
boyfriend puts this down to eating the tuna Mayo that had been lying out
uncovered all day, and sure
enough his jippy belly soon eases off after day or so. His girlfriend
however, continues to feel ill, her pain worsening and her abdominal area
becoming increasingly sore and tender.
This goes on for a few more days until the girlfriend can't even
get out of her bed for the pain in her crotch and abdominal
area. So her boyfriend takes her to the doctors, who
recommends
she sees a gynaecologist.
The gynaecologist checks her out and to his horror discovers far
inside the woman's vagina is a swarm of maggots that have been
eating into her upper vaginal cavity. Apparently what happened was the tuna
Mayo, after being left uncovered, in the sun, attracted a number of
flies, who naturally laid their
eggs, which the boyfriend ate and the girlfriend "incubated"!
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A woman went through the drive through of Burger King for lunch
a couple of years ago. She ordered a chicken sandwich (the
breaded kind...before spicy chicken or grilled chicken became big sellers
for BK
& specifically requested NO MAYO because she couldn't stand the stuff. She
drove away without confirming that she got what
she ordered. As she drove
she began to eat the sandwich and realised that there was mayo on
it. She was none too pleased but was so hungry that she ate it anyway.
When she got about halfway through the sandwich, she
began to feel very ill.
She stopped eating the sandwich but felt increasingly worse as continued
to drive. She felt so bad that she drove herself to
the hospital emergency
room. She took her sandwich with her since she
started feeling bad after eating the sandwich.
The hospital performed tests on both her and the sandwich and
found out the following...the sandwich actually didn't have any
mayo on it. In reality, the chicken had a tumour on its breast. When the
chicken was breaded and fried, the tumour burst inside the breaded chicken
breast.The mayo-like substance was actually puss from the tumour. Kind of
makes you want to stay off fast food and mayo, doesn't it!
