Women are ONLY beautiful

Women are ONLY beautiful

Women are only beautiful 'cause.

It`s funny,no?Yes, I know,I know

So..I know a woman beautiful,it`s so cute and nice and ..beautiful..

But is so stupid.Her  room is black,and her bed is pink..bleeah!!

One day.She goes to the shop and buys an onion.She says..:
-Ohh!! This onion it`s so cool!! It`s big,and sweet.I like so much this onion.

Ok..this is me..I like an onion.But it is  so complicated.Becouse the onion loves a potato.

I hate this potato!!!!

Ehh..Nevermind.But the onion it`s so beautiful ,and I love her face.Kiss you,my onion.

Ohh..yaa,the woman is only beautiful.And I am a woman.Why the men are so intelligent?Why the men are so smart?Why the men are so clever??I don`t know.I am a woman,and women are stupid.Yes?!?

Why?Ehh..nevermind

Every morning ..I loved that onion more and more and more.and I hated that patato also more and more and more .But my face became like a potato und my nose like an.onion.I had my own onion .So I became the ugliest woman in the world!

The onion fell in love with me. I married that onion. But, at the end of the wedding the onion kissed my nose like an onion...she didn't kiss me... I spent every day with that onion...but i didn't love her any more...I fell in love with my nose like an onion. It had another smell... and Clumsy, my wife(this was her name) fell in love with my face, the potato.

Well, me and my nose were the best friend in the world.. we were so happy together... we lived in a garden with many flowers, potatoes and onions.

But, even if I became an ulgy woman with a potato face...I am beatiful, because women are beautiful anyway.

But now because I was like a vegetable, I was a little bit smarter ...I had a cabbage mind. my hair was made by grass and my face was brown and my nose orange... I was very fat and my teeth were strawberries...but I was beutiful...so beautiful...the most beautiful vegetable in the world!!!