I am only gonna say this once in only this chapter: I Do Not Own Any HARRY
POTTER CHARACTERS! CAPISH?
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Professor Severus Snape had just woken up with his hair standing up and eye
crusts in his eyes. He groaned as a ray of sunlight hit him in his face. How he
hated fun, happiness, and laughter!
Before getting up Snape took out his schedule of the day. He groaned even
louder. What he hated more than fun 10510w2214k was Potter and that Weasley kid, and how
could he not hate Granger, that know-it-all! He had double potions with them!
He threw the schedule onto the floor and put on his purple robes.
Snape brushed his hair and without even bothering to brush his yellow teeth, he
put on his cloak and left for the great hall.
Snape had taken his seat when he saw it. Potter all of a sudden fell off his
bench and started to rub his scar and at that same moment Snape's arm started
to burn. Snape rubbed his arm and ignored the pain.
~~~~~Skip to the potions lesson~~~~~~~~
Snape stood in the middle of his classroom watching as the children took their
seats. He walked over to Potter who seemed to have a question.
"Yes Potter," Snape spat.
"Erm, I was wondering why you are wearing lipstick."
"Well, none of your business, Potter! Twenty
points from Gryffindor!"
Snape ran to his office and wiped his mouth on his sleeve. It just so happens
he had been smooching with Professor Hot Cat (AKA to you guys Professor
McGonagall . Snape went back trying not to blush.
Now Weasley had a question.
"Yes, Weasley?" Snape sneered.
"Erm, I was wondering why is your hair in a bun."
"Erm, get back to work, Weasley. Forty points from Gryffindor!"
Snape ran back to his office and pulled of the scrunchie he was wearing. He was
wearing it because his hair had gotten in the way of kissing his Hot Cat (You
know!). He ran back.
Now Granger had a question.
"Yes?" Snape tried to act calm.
"Professor, why are you wearing earrings, high heels, rings
and a bra?"
"Get back to work, Granger! Sixty points from Gryffindor!"
Snape was blushing scarlet when he ran back to his office. (Do I need to tell
you why he was wearing all that stuff?) He took off his jewelry and dismissed
the class.
Snape was rubbing his forehead when Dumbledore came to visit. Dumbledore didn't
bother to stand in front of Snape, he just asked him the question while Snape
had his back turned.
"Severus, would you like to be the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher?"
"If you are playing another trick on me, Potter, I want you to get out
before I take drastic measures!"
Dumbledore ran out screaming, "Mercy, mercy, mercy great lord!"
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Ok thats it, many people have been asking me why was he wearing that stuff IF ONE MORE REVIEW APPEARES ASKING I WILL SHOOT! What
do you think I won't explain that? Lord, I'll explain everything in the last chappie!
Please E-mail me if you have any suggestions, questions, or complaints I would
be happy to reply! But no more reviews about WHY HE WAS WEARING THAT STUFF!
