Chumbawamba - WYSIWYG

I'm With Stupid

guess what? i'm with stupid guess what? 'cos i'm with you another white boy band they're happy on demand everything is planned until the singer gets a habbit guess what? this could get to be a habit guess what? this could get to be a habbit guess what? i'm with stupid guess what? 'cos i'm with y 646m1211g ou i'm going out of my head inside a t.a.z. you won't catch me living or dead on the hollywood a-list guess what? the hollywood a-list guess what ? come and get your arse kissed guess what? i'm with stupid guess what? 'cos i'm with y 646m1211g ou

Shake Baby Shake

shake it shake it shake baby shake the memories away shake this grown-up barbie doll of a day she gets hugh hefner but she forgets the year she just shakes her yeah yeah yeah shake the dirt from your hands now lisa marie shaking up the family with pamela lee shake this fear of getting nothing done if you can bake a cake you can make a bomb

Pass It Along

send this song to twenty people add your name don't break the cycle pass it along by word of mouse save the world don't leave the house because a virtual office in a virtual home means you never have to drive through the wrong part of town pass it along by word of mouse save the world don't leave the house pass it along don't leave the house so here's your final resting place your heaven is protected by security gates shut out the world it's getting worse save yourself don't leave the house because a happy future is a thing of the past and there's always another repeat (repeat) shut out the world it's getting worse save yourself don't leave the house pass it along don't leave the house where you want to go today? somewhere you could never take me brave new world population one just pass it along

Hey Hey We're The Junkies

hey hey we're the junkies! sticky pages in hello with hopper as nero in rome see the social big guns going bang bang bang hey hey we're the junkies! so fashionably blue who put the u in the wamba?

The Health & Happiness Show

it's a no-no i have to heave-ho i've got no stomach for a dumbed-down tomato gene genie rogue soya beanie get thee behind me patent margarinie

I'm Coming Out

i'm coming out aah let's kiss and make up aah let'dig the grave up aah let's have a shake-up aah let's kiss and make up i had a fling with doris day i almost got her in the family way i've got to see what the papers say all dressed up in drag inside a gucci body bag i'm coming out aah let's kiss and make up aah let'dig the grave up aah let's have a shake-up aah let's kiss and make up my self-denial couldn't get any worse first confession second verse i forget myself but i remember the words all dressed up in drag inside a gucci body bag i'm coming out aah let's kiss and make up aah let'dig the grave up aah let's have a shake-up aah let's kiss and make up the sniffer dogs are coming round my house again

I'm In Trouble Again

norman rockwell come on in hang your dirty coat on the door don't you worry 'bout the cops downstairs they're just digging up the cellar floor i'm in trouble again i'm in trouble again tried to be so squeaky clean but i'm in trouble again oh yeah people say i'm nasty mean i'm in trouble again oh yeah i'm the girl from stars in their eyes but i walked into a life of crime now i turn water into corporate pop and danbert is a friend of mine i'm in trouble again i'm in trouble again tried to be so squeaky clean but i'm in trouble again oh yeah people say i'm nasty mean i'm in trouble again oh yeah i got a plastic toy with my happy meal i feel sick tried to be so squeaky clean but i'm in trouble again oh yeah people say i'm nasty mean i'm in trouble again oh yeah

Social Dogma

i'm just scraping the social dogma from the bottom of my soul

WWW Dot

with a w and a w and a w dot ooh mr murdoch can i show you around? a new religion no beat no rhytm just wal-mart wall to wall a kodak baby in the land of plenty honey i blew up the world! with a w and a w and a w dot

New York Mining Disaster 1941

I'm Not Sorry, I Was Having Fun

by the time i got to woodstock it was going up in flames "in june under a silvery moon" why do all your songs turn out the same? got got got got not got got got got got not got i'm not sorry i was having fun i'm not sorry i got that old time religion where we still don't cross the picket lines you got rush limbaugh on your side i got ricky tomlinson on mine got got got got not got got got got got not got i'm not sorry i was having fun i'm not sorry

Jesus In Vegas

i am the lord of the very last dance i've got 'tommy' on the leg of my pants i've got the audience in the palm of my hands my good friend sinatra on my right andrew loyd webber is doing the lights it's twice a night for twenty-five nights one more little line then everyone back to mine jesus in vegas! "i'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots!" i've got basie conducting the band i got a penthouse suite at the sands and my feet never touch the ground are there any branch davidians in the house? here's jim jones as a pantomime horse that showbiz gets right up your nose one more little line then everyone back to mine jesus in vegas! "i'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots!"

The Standing Still

once upon a time days of wine and roses and smug suburban swine same old songs, same old cabaret a fairytale in notting hill take your partners for the standing still once upon a time not so happy ending for the mersey and the tyne who said the story had to end this way? a fairytale on beeston hill take your partners for the standing still

She's Got All The Friends That Money Can Buy

she's got all the friends that money can buy she's the apple of her daddy's eye the family money has a magnetic pull her social diary is always full and both her faces so easy on the eye and everyone worth knowing is kissing her behind she's got all the friends that money can buy she's the apple of her daddy's eye style has a price without much change if you have to ask then it's out of your range and both her faces so easy on the eye and everyone worth knowing is kissing her behind she's got all the friends that money can buy she's the apple of her daddy's eye versace and prada mean nothing to me you can buy your friends but i'll hate you for free she's got all the friends that money can buy she's the apple of her daddy's eye she just shakes her yeah yeah yeah

Ladies For Compassionate Lynching

we're the ladies for compassionate lynching we fight for all the things we believe we spend all of our time on your talk shows we put the stickers on your record sleeves

Celebration, Florida

the good folks pull together it's july fourth forever down in celebration, florida the neighbours bring you coffee and everyone's always happy down in celebration, florida there's a bake sale at the schoolhouse and they're selling innocence they're keeping out the deviants to protect the residents of celebration, florida they're buying up nostalgia for a time they can't remember down in celebration, florida they're sharing homemade cornchips even the dogs get facelifts down in celebration, florida there's a bake sale at the schoolhouse and they're selling innocence they're keeping out the deviants to protect the residents of celebration, florida there's nation fighting nation there's kids with malnutrition but not in celebration, florida social engineering it gives you that fuzzy feeling down in celebration, florida there's a bake sale at the schoolhouse and they're selling innocence they're keeping out the deviants to protect the residents of celebration, florida

Moses With A Gun

oh charlton heston your father's favourite son walks in whistling casey jones moses with a gun oh charlton heston your father's favourite son round and round and ad infinitum

The Physical Impossibility Of Death In The Mind Of Jerry Springer

damien hurst said it came in with the tide now jerry springer he's in formaldehyde

Smart Bomb

rain on me o friendly fire me n' audrey gonna sing it for ya a headache pill to die for from all participating stores smart bomb! shine on me o benign virus uranium from arms-r-us here's something for your first-born george bush junior sing along... smart bomb!

Knickers

there's a hole in your knickers dear calvin dear calvin there's a hole in your knickers dear calvin a hole

Lie Lie Lie Lie

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie i failed the audition for celebrity squares your life is a dream then you wake up you watch friends together then you break up i could win an oscar i could be so sincere lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie my psychic make-up it's all over the place your life is a dream then you wake up you watch friends together then you break up i'd like to thank you all through this flood of tears lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie (cries... thankyou, thankyou) lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

Dumbing Down

are you happy here in theme park uk/usa? do you sometimes wish that your life was plug and play? and are the words to this song concise enough to follow? is your smart food simple enough to swallow? we're dumbing down dumb-doo-dumb-dumb dumbing down dumb-doo-dumb-dumb are we only eating worms from a can just because we can? and is disneyland all we understand? will our history be written out in headlines? diana dolls miracles and landmines? we're dumbing down dumb-doo-dumb-dumb dumbing down dumb-doo-dumb-dumb