Confucius say:

...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

...Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

...He who walks through airport door sideways going to Bangk 353n135d ok.

...Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

...Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

...Man who takes woman camping has one intent.

...Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not finds nuts.

...Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

...He who fishes in others holes often catches crabs.

...Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

.Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

...Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

...Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

...Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

...It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

..."Man who runs in front of bus will get tired"

... "Man who runs at back of bus will get exhausted"

..."Woman who invites man up to apartment for snacks gets tidbit"