Worm Study
4 worms were placed into 4 separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The last worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day: First worm dead. Second worm dead. Third worm dead. Fourth worm alive. Moral of this story???
As long as you drink, smoke, and screw, you won't get worms. -------- ----- ------ ----- ----- ----- Top 10 things that will get you in trouble in Elementary School ----- ----- --------- ----- ---- 10) Giving your teacher a dollar for "the way that she shakes her moneymaker."
9) Kissing a classmate of the same sex.
8) Finger painting with just the middle one.
7) Selling paste on the playground corner to unsuspecting first graders
6) Exposing that Santa Claus myth to still believing 3rd graders.
5) Bringing your dad's blow up, latex friend to Show & Tell
4) Taking your compass and poking someone in the butt just so the teacher will call on them instead of you.
3) Talking the Blind Kid into playing Dodge Ball.
2) Trying to play doctor during Nap Time.
Thermos Full of Mad Dog 20/20
-------- ----- ------ ----- ----- ----- Q and A -------- ----- ------ ----- ----- -----
Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth?
A: A Gladiator.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
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