Jokes ARKANSAS CITY (EPA) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car s sun roof during an incident best described as 'a mistaken rapture' by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other Citeste tot ...
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Redneck Jokes
Redneck Jokes Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can t touch it till she s fourteen. -------- ----- ------ ----- ----- ---------- Citeste tot ...
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Blond Jokes – long list
Blond Jokes – long list 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A Citeste tot ...
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Marriage Jokes
Marriage Jokes ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A w Citeste tot ...
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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: .she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. .she thought a quarterback was a refund. .she tried to put M&M s in alphabetical order. .she thought Boyz II Men was a day care c Citeste tot ...
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Yo mama s so FAT:
Yo mama s so FAT: she don t take pictures, she takes posters her baby pictures were taken by satellite a picture of her would fall off the wall she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it s-coming-toward Citeste tot ...
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You Know You re Ghetto When
You Know You re Ghetto When..(Reasons1-150) 1. THERE S REUSABLE BACON GREASE IN A MAXWELL HOUSE CAN IN THE CENTER OF THE BURNERS ON YOUR STOVE. 2. TURNING UP THE HEAT MEANS TURNING ON ANOTHER BURNER ON THE STOVE. 3. THE BAT Citeste tot ...
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25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK 1. It s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because Citeste tot ...
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How to Have Fun With Telemarketers
How to Have Fun With Telemarketers NOTICE: All suggestions have been tested and approved for use on telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing. 1. Insist that the caller is really you Citeste tot ...
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4 Easy Questions
4 Easy Questions The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put Citeste tot ...
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50 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate
50 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate “By Brian and Andy” 1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asle Citeste tot ...
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Make race car noises when people get on and off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of Citeste tot ...
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For your information (and fun...):
For your information (and fun):> > > > The European Union commissioners have announced that> > agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language> > for European communications, rather than German, which Citeste tot ...
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Suggested Easy Craft Ideas
Suggested Easy Craft Ideas 1. God makes things grow a. Seeds b.&nbs Citeste tot ...
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WORK WORK WORK
WORK WORK WORK A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he has covered. Sure enough, th Citeste tot ...
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Women Car Park
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded Car Parks, especially during evening hours, MK District Council has established a 'Women Only' car park near the High Street. Even the car park attendants and security staff are Citeste tot ...
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8 things you will never hear a woman say;
8 things you will never hear a woman say; 8. What do you mean it’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch tv. 6. ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5.Can our relationship get a Citeste tot ...
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WOMEN S LANGUAGE:
WOMEN S LANGUAGE: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I m sorry = You ll be sorry We need to talk = I need to complain Surego ahead = I don t want you to Is my butt fat? = Tell me I m beautiful Do what you want Citeste tot ...
