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Pen stuck in printer
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How to be happy?
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BEST Offer FOR A TICKET TO THE WORLD CUP 2006
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5 DAYS A STRANGER
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How To Tell If A Redneck Is Working In Your Office
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The Parents - funny changed pictures
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PARTY TIME
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I love you in various languages
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A bunch of new jokes that are actually FUNNY
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Always try to help a friend in need.
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A funny story
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35 Facts About Women
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Dumb Blond Jokes!!
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DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN
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MAGIC TRICKS
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100 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate
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50 Fun Things To Do On a Final That Does Not Matter
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